10 top ways to get fired
1. Steel money
2. Drink at work
3. Steel company data
4. Shout and swear at your boss
5. Lie on your CV/ application
6. Look for a new job at work
7. Take drugs at work
8. Continuous mistakes, slacking and making personal calls, email etc
9. Become sexually involved with a boss/manager/director
10. Party every night, come in smelling of alcohol and not perform properly
